Random From Redbox Review: Victor And The Secret Of Crocodile Mansion

So, I’m a fan of potentially terrible movies. This does not mean that I love watching movies that are bad. Bad movies are just that: bad. They don’t tend to be enjoyable and it is usually tough to pull out anything of worth from the experience, but movies that are bad in a ridiculous, I-can’t-believe-someone-actually-made-this way … Read more

RPG Clicker Review: A Game Worth Your Taps

I’ll just say this right off the bat: I’m not much of an idle-gamer. By that, I mean that I haven’t ever really enjoyed games that are built solely to waste time. I’m not talking about games like Temple Run or apps that provide some measure of variety in their mechanics, but rather, games that … Read more

Dragon Age: Inquisition First Impressions

With the ongoing EA sale on Xbox One, I figured I would chime in with a few words about one of the discounted games, Dragon Age: Inquisition. So in this article, I’m going to give my first impressions of the game after having played around six hours of it. This is in no way a definitive … Read more

Disney In Review: Don’t Look Under The Bed

Disney In Review has proven to be an interesting source of writing material for me. So far, we’ve dealt with a post-divorce identity crisis in Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire, crippling mother issues in Smart House, and the plea to not turn your passion into a career in Brink! This week, I took … Read more

Disney In Review: Mom’s Got A Date With A Vampire

I used to love the Disney Channel original movies. They were fun, funny, entertaining, and also managed to weave life lessons into their fairly simplistic plots. I decided to rewatch some of my favorites from when I was a kid and see if they held up to the memories I had of them back when … Read more

Nightcrawler Review: Descend Into Madness With Gyllenhaal

For reasons I’ve never understood, Jake Gyllenhaal hasn’t ever been considered an A-List actor by the general public. He’s gone above and beyond with his acting abilities and made many objectively good movies back-to-back, yet no one seems to take him seriously. Well I sincerely hope those people go see Nightcrawler because wow, Jake Gyllenhaal … Read more

Destiny’s Story: What Went Wrong?

Destiny’s story has endured an onslaught of criticism regarding its appallingly scattered plot. There have been many voices spewing into the void about how it sucks, or makes no sense, or is a disappointment when compared to the narratives of the Halo games, and to be fair to those people, they aren’t exactly wrong. With this … Read more

Gone Girl Review: Is It Over Yet?

Gone Girl was a movie I couldn’t look away from, but for all the wrong reasons. Before I get started, I’d like to clarify a few things: David Fincher was not the problem with this film, nor were the actors. The problem lies solely and completely with the writing. I haven’t read the novel, so … Read more

Destiny’s Grimoire Cards: How Not to Write A Story

Bungie’s newest IP Destiny has been out for exactly three weeks now, but it only took a day or so for gamers to work their way through the campaign and mutter to themselves, “huh?” or “what?” or even “wait, so who is that person again?” I could easily wield my analytical scalpels and dissect all … Read more